jared lynch
po box 235
new stanton, pa
15672

(157 west pennsylvania ave
new stanton, pa
15672)

724-217-0159

jaredfirebird26@aol.com

he’s a panty thief… he’s stolen panties from people in new stanton)

some people are exceptionally stupid, laughing while they tell me they want me to post stuff all the while disbelieving I will.

You want it down? Pay. Otherwise: It stays up.

Oh and a word to the wise– financial ruination is easy if you can barely afford a five minute call.

some guys just love asking for the fun stuff, eh?

sean is such a little slut!

check him out here

is he a hottie or what?!

as always here’s the button to remove this post:

1. My biggest sexual turnoff is __________?  When people call me up and say, “No, you tell me the dirtiest thing you’ve done, and I’ll decide if I like it… or a partner who is so freaking amenable to whatever I want that they don’t have a personality of their own”
2. Do you prefer natural tastes or flavored lubes? It has to be natural. Yum.
3. How much money would it take to convince you to get on stage naked? Not that much
4. Have you ever been to an AA meeting or similar support group meeting? Yes. Do I have to say which?
5. Do you wear socks to bed? Is that okay or totally unsexy? Only in the dead of winter– it’s just not sexy.

Bonus (as in optional): Ever been arrested? Turned someone in/had someone arrested? oooooooh. ever been arrested? no. ever had the cops called during sex because I was being loud? yes. Ever been rousted out of a strip club for putting on too much of a show (as a member of the audience) hehehehe not telling

I’ve decided to get with some memes on my blog. When I get my act together, I will gloss up the template, but for now, the TMI Tuesday meme.

1. Stubble… good or bad? How often do you shave? Depends on where it is, facial hair stubble on him? sexxxy. Stubble downstairs? major turn off. I shave my legs as often as needed, and my pussy on a not-so-regular, more whimsical basis.
2. How often do you kiss (read make out) with your so? I like kissing, but could always use more than I get.
3. Have you ever placed a personal ad or answered a personal ad?not really. I’ve scanned the naughty websites, but I’m more of a hookup on accident or over the net kind of girl.
4. Where was the first place you ever had sex? zzzzzzzzz in my bed, at home, when my mom and dad were away for the weekend.
5. After a night of great sex, who do you tell? How much? well? who do I tell? anyone who asks or will listen. How much? every gory delicious detail.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever kissed your partner on the lips after oral sex without brushing teeth, nor washing/gargling/rinsing out mouth? Turn on or off? yes. much. turn on. c’mon you know it has to turn you on to taste yourself on your partner’s lips… I like cum-swapping too.