I always love the beginning of a domme/sub relationship. With the right person the beginning can be very intoxicating, for both persons. It’s eerily similar to the beginning of a dating relationship, finding out what each person likes, finding out all sorts of past details, etc. Only it’s even more titillating to explore how far you can push someone, how fast, how hard. I’m slow myself, I enjoy drawing it out and I love having a tidy little stable of slaves who are each different and unique in their own ways. (No wholesale domination here- go to walmart for that)

I am continually saddened, however, by the number of clients who cite the fact that they have attempted to engage their wives in their play and the wives are on the whole, more or less, rather disinterested. It’s sad. I understand that to many people, especially women hardcore BDSM, degradation, sissification, etc seems ‘weird’ and ‘deviant’ but if a loved one came to me, I would be very hard pressed to deny them at least a trial outing.

And before you argue for the women and wives out there– my very first boyfriend (age untold to protect your delicate sensibilities) asked me if I would lick his ass and stick my finger up it as well. !!! Well shock me sideways. I was about as far from being the open-minded taboo fuck queen I am now then as Pluto is from the Sun. It grossed me out, was completely deviant and abhorrent to me. MY TONGUE? ON HIS ASS? Gross. And even worse, weren’t only GAY guys into getting it up the ass?? Oh how very misinformed I was… But you know what? I did it. Maybe cuz he was my first boyfriend, the first person I trusted to “whatever you do keep going– just ignore me if I say NO, because if you don’t keep going this time I’ll kill you…”(I had this bizarre thing where when I was first sexually active, my body would lock up and I’d be on sensory overload when my orgasm approached. For weeks he’d be fingering me so fucking hard and I would get so freaking wet and so close, but then I’d freeze up and say “STOP!”) Or maybe because it was a core belief of mine that you should keep an open mind and try to accommodate your partner. don’t even begin to think that I mean the kind of accommodation that lets me lay down and get walked all over by a slave. or any man. Just that I am willing to play. And I like kinky things. HeHeHe. I want a teeshirt that says that.

Anyways, I just so love/enjoy the beginning of a good slave/domme relationship. The exploratory portion is lots of fun. I like getting to know my slaves fully because then I can completely take control of their brains and fuck with them. Sometimes, I admit that I have a little too much fun learning…

I am having such a great time coming up with new tortures for some of my babies. A cruelly torturous cock and ball session for one, too much tease and denial for another (I believe I am going to instruct Anna to find the perfect story for me, and then read it to me while I play. (s)He’s in chastity for the next month (Anna’s Adventures In Chastityland) and anything I can do to torture him further, hehehe. So much fun. But my new slave? Oh… yeah. R’s got something coming to him, consider it payback for waiting patiently for so long to find a great mistress like me. mmmm

Anyhow, I was pooped all weekend from the concert on Friday. God what an awesome show– even if the venue sucked complete donkey balls on the level of well you know, service. The management was fucking crap and it will be a cold day in hell, unless Blue October is playing there, before I go see another concert at the San Diego House of Blues. EVERY person on staff had a different fucking story about what was going on. THAT SAID: Eric from the restaurant staff was very kind and helpful, as was Matt from the club bar– he was very sweet too. Also, Travis from the Blue October crew was really, really, really helpful and nice, and I appreciate his help, etc. BUT… the service on the whole was still so crap and distressing that plenty of people were in tears. Not me, but still.

I am thinking about going to their show@ the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles, it’s in October. Blue October in October.

A few thanks real quick.

Alex thank you for the delightful stories and the tributes this weekend. I look forward to more fun in the near future.

Dustin– thanks for the pics.

Anna– thanks for the xfiles, the pillows, the shoes, and the book.

MG– thank you for your last few tributes, but please remember, service is more fun. Life sucks, get in contact with me and I will tear you up for awhile and help you gain a new perspective.

And finally. Patrick, how’s your wife’s ‘little problem’ going?

And here we go again… the dirty boy video.

He kept hammering away annoying the piss out of me begging me to stick this up for him. Such a sad sad puppy.

Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:28:30 PM): cool…I never did hear from anyone
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:29:00 PM): how are you going to make me sound even more pathetic?
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:29:02 PM): he he he
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:29:41 PM): I have a few new pics, If you’d like to use?
me (8/27/2007 7:31:14 PM): i would love to
me (8/27/2007 7:31:23 PM): by utilizing your whining to get back on my website
me (8/27/2007 7:31:25 PM): hehehe
me (8/27/2007 7:31:26 PM): hey
me (8/27/2007 7:31:34 PM): this lady is charging people to get on her site
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:31:47 PM): he he he
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:32:03 PM): I liked when the one guy told you that at least he wasn’t as pathetic as I was…he he he
me (8/27/2007 7:32:14 PM): hahaha
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:33:10 PM): sure you’ve seen 1 or 2 of these
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:34:39 PM): you like?
me (8/27/2007 7:34:45 PM): yes
me (8/27/2007 7:34:46 PM): hold on
me (8/27/2007 7:36:11 PM): my fav is pdvd_005
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:36:22 PM): he he he
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:36:36 PM): i liked pdvd_003
me (8/27/2007 7:37:30 PM): w/ the diaper
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:37:36 PM): he he he..yeah
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:37:45 PM): pretty small isn’t it?
me (8/27/2007 7:37:52 PM): its like a baby weiner
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:38:01 PM): he he he..if not smaller
me (8/27/2007 7:38:34 PM): exactly
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:38:41 PM): he he he
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:38:56 PM): hope you come up with something really good
Stinky Dust (8/27/2007 7:40:24 PM): look forward to seeing it….maybe for the next audio, you could watch the video tell me what you think…what you would do if I was your bf?

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Yeah, he’s at it again ladies and gentlemen. Fucking daring me and calling me a fake. Which you should know by now pisses me off. It’s like he’s a childhood bully, calling me chicken. Well fuck that.  Here you go:

First a brief overview:

Jared Lynch first appeared on my blog Late in April “Panty Thief on the Loose”

He was sniffing stolen panties and jacking off in his car outside of his local cracker barrel. God, what a gem he is!

Then he called again in early JUNE and later in JUNE

All pathetic cases of a dipwad motherfucker who has nothing better to do than taunt me and beg me to expose him. To who? Tracy or one of his exes??! I say to that, “what-fucking-ever” please. The guy has about as much creativity as cock length… and since I already posted a picture of his teeny weenie wiener…

(refresh your memory)

You have to see that he’s basically a braindead head case. BUT wait! It gets better.

He  gives me more info, who knows what’s true and what isn’t but here’s the total 411 on Jared the lameass pervboy Lynch:

He works at (supposedly)(cuz generally you need a brain to be employed) national envelope

His girlfriend is Tracy. Her phone number is: 4128609030

that’s her picture

he can be found at this number: 724 217 0159

His home address is:

Jared Lynch
157 west pennsylvania ave
new stanton, pa 15672

or:

jared lynch
po box 235
new stanton, pa
15672

and that’s about all I can say… although… hehehe snicker… what if I were to take tracy’s pic… and her phone number… and spread it all over the net??

Wow. I only paid my cable bill all the way down to add Showtime so I could get David Duchovny’s new show, Californication. I wasn’t even sure if I would like it, but figured, eh… it’s David Duchovny and I love David Duchovny. Seriously, he’s the only childhood crush that survived becoming an adult.

Californication is everything I could have asked for and more. It’s hysterical. I laughed at a lot of the parts, loved the crude humor and all the sex. And, bonus, (hopefully) I don’t think Show is connected to FOX so I can rest easy in the knowledge that Californication won’t get pulled after only 3 episodes aired.

THAT SAID

with lines like the following, who’d want to cancel it?!?

Hank (David Duchovny’s character) is in bed with a cute asianish looking chick. She rolls off of him and says, “Defile me.” He gets a horndog look on his face and all the sudden his phone rings, he takes the call (while she looks majorly pissed) and then gets up to leave. She says, “You’ve got to be kidding me.” He says, “Consider yourself defiled.”

I LOVE IT

There’s also a bit where he’s in the car with his ex and she says, “You smell like pussy” and his reply is “Thank you” which also, majorly rocks.

But for me, the best part (aside from seeing him scantily clad alot and getting some great being fucked by DD POV shots) was when he was in a movie theater and some asshole starts taking a call on his cell phone. Hank takes the phone, says something and hangs up. The guy snatches the phone back, calls his caller back, and a fight ensues.

I would totally pay to see that happen the next time someone takes a call in the middle of a movie I am watching. Then I would propose to the guy who beat up the offender… or at least offer him some awesome sex… because he’d be a true hero in my eyes.

What’s with the lines? All the sudden I am ms popular again– I am not complaining, I love it. But it does seem quite suspicious in light of the one listing being reapproved. Listing taken down, call volume drops ridiculously. Listing put back up, ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhwing! Calls out the booty.

Please do keep calling– you know I love the attention.

I am having fun with cocksucking wannabe in that frosty place north of america right now. poor bastard is a tad touchy about me revealing his name and location. which is bizarre if you ask me, but oh what the hell.

I thought I’d share with some of you– I know a few of you are into the wrestler fetish, female body building, etc. So check this out–

http://www.oanafbb.com/

Now there’s one frighteningly cute female bodybuilder. She’s just so… built!!! And hot looking too What I wouldn’t do to see her wrestling a couple of my piggies to the ground and then pounding them in the ass nice and hard with a beautiful strapon!

I weasled A’s email addy out of Ken too– just sent some sweet! porn junk email to her to see if the addy bounces, or if it’s the real deal. I just love doing crap like this. He’s definitly getting either a halloween or christmas card from me… a loud NOTICE ME! one…

My slut, who we shall call M, purchased for me, the entire series of Buffy The Vampire Slayer on DVD.

I am ecstatic. Seriously. I’ve had it on my wishlist for nearly forever, so I was glad to get it. It came in the mail today, hurrah, so I will be posting real pictures soon.

The guy in my mistress listing is this dude:

bill lewis (5/29/2007 6:19:39 PM): hello Mistress, i know you probably dont want to talk to me but i have realized i cannot truly afford You so i was just wondering if there is someway, even 20 a week, to serve you. If You dont wish to talk you could email me, wildbill5003@yahoo.com if you want Mistress. Thanks for your time.

he writes me every so often, never has much cash… and always begs.

I have been waiting for this video to come into my hands for awhile now… I just love extreme humiliation, and it cracks me up what I see some fools doing for attention. Unfortunately, stuff like youtube and other embeds fuck my template sideways, so I will just have to ask you to click on the picture to view the video– number one in a series of three.

Before we go there… here’s exactly what he wrote me:

I’ve sent 2 of the files 1 more to go…you’ll get a message from yousendit.com. I hope you can make me look even more pathetic and a loser… can’t you post up my email, phone, etc. I’d love to hear from others who think I’m a loser… stinkydiaper13@yahoo.com
www.myspace.com/diaperdustin
1847-331-0486

baby dustin

How humiliating, to have to beg… no wait– admitting you have a myspace page. hahaha. myspace is for morons.

just click the picture– it’s linked up to the video. If you right click you can save to disk.

Don’t forget to give him a call.

vicky

FOREVER

mwahahaha

So there is this person I have been talking to since before 9/11 and we flirt and play all the time. He likes showing me his cock, but don’t all of you?!?!?! I think so.

I love all of the adoration I get from my many cock slaves, who send me pictures of themselves, showing off their cocks just for me, wiggling for me, writhing for me. It’s been a wonderful couple of weeks… repeatedly I have found myself bragging to friends, or commenting to family members: I love my job.

And I really, really do. Love my job. Love talking to all of you, figuring out your quirks, freaks, and fetishes.  Talking and listening to you moan, whine, shriek, cry, and beg. Love it!

F–king niteflirt tos’d my extreme fantasies listing– twice. Once for saying I won’t say eww that’s against TOS and once again for telling you all that emails leave a record. Fuck fuck fuck.  My calls have dwindled away and I am missing all my perverts. I despair that the nasty callers will never find me again.

I killed the Cinderfella blog because I couldn’t deal with the back and forth between his  “I am devoted” and “I can’t”… I had something arranged with another sissypig… but he has yet to reply. *sigh* thank goodness for stray wanderers by and hardcore slutpuppies.

I am feeling uncharacteristically generous so I will bid you adieu with a photograph…