Jerk Off Jared Lynch, the panty thief

vicky | losers, slaves | Thursday, 23 August 2007

Yeah, he’s at it again ladies and gentlemen. Fucking daring me and calling me a fake. Which you should know by now pisses me off. It’s like he’s a childhood bully, calling me chicken. Well fuck that.  Here you go:

First a brief overview:

Jared Lynch first appeared on my blog Late in April “Panty Thief on the Loose

He was sniffing stolen panties and jacking off in his car outside of his local cracker barrel. God, what a gem he is!

Then he called again in early JUNE and later in JUNE

All pathetic cases of a dipwad motherfucker who has nothing better to do than taunt me and beg me to expose him. To who? Tracy or one of his exes??! I say to that, “what-fucking-ever” please. The guy has about as much creativity as cock length… and since I already posted a picture of his teeny weenie wiener…

(refresh your memory)

You have to see that he’s basically a braindead head case. BUT wait! It gets better.

He  gives me more info, who knows what’s true and what isn’t but here’s the total 411 on Jared the lameass pervboy Lynch:

He works at (supposedly)(cuz generally you need a brain to be employed) national envelope

His girlfriend is Tracy. Her phone number is: 4128609030

that’s her picture

he can be found at this number: 724 217 0159

His home address is:

Jared Lynch
157 west pennsylvania ave
new stanton, pa 15672

or:

jared lynch
po box 235
new stanton, pa
15672

and that’s about all I can say… although… hehehe snicker… what if I were to take tracy’s pic… and her phone number… and spread it all over the net??

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