Monday… two days later

vicky | Californication, General, phonesex | Thursday, 27 September 2007

I am a wee bit late on blogging about Californication. The phone lines were so dead on Monday that I really could have done it then… and last night I was just plane, flat-out busy writing my cute little fingers off.

So, this week found Hank and Karen celebrating– the blog may or may not be optioned, who cares lets just get it online for christ’s sake, I mean if you can read Barney’s blog from ‘how I met your mother’ why can’t we read Hank’s blog???– Karen has a kick ass architectural job. But of course, Mia has to go and fuck things up, I mean, that is what teenage girls do, isn’t it?

I was breathless waiting for her to try and kiss Hank whilst stoned, right in front of Karen. The suspense is killing me. Hank delivered as a knight in tarnished armor.

Babies, you should be watching this show attentively and taking notes on what Charlie does. He has so many opportunities to open his sex life up… and he just fucks them up completely. Watch and learn. What was our lesson this week?

If your wife wants to have sex with a girl–great! If she wants you to watch, even better! BUT KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!