A couple of days ago I get this message:

OK, this is a mass email, but I am getting frustrated, because what I want is not that complicated. The first chick on here who will post the LINK to my humiliating, degrading pics (I have them: small dick, toilet plunger up the butthole, real name, face, etc.) on some sites that are mainstream (iVillage, Revengeworld, Better Homes and Grandmas, coworkers of mine, whatever) will get my phone sex allegiance. Posting a link does not cost money, it costs five to ten minutes.

p.s. posting my pics on your site, if you have one, would be a bonus

 

read: I am a cockstroker who likes to look at his own tiny cock online but am too much of a cocknugget to actually post my business on the net myself, so please do it for me. Thank you.

 

As it is the 28th and I just received another message, and the above message was sent on the 24th, my guess is that no one took him up on his little dangly carrot. *sigh* what’s a girl to do but take pity on the motherfucker.

 

 

 

 

Color me amused.

subsean is fucking crazy

hahaha

He called me all dressed and pretty– I got lots of screen caps, but this set was the best! There’s a bottle of diet pepsi (yes 2 liter, and I think it’s about 1/2 full) tied to his cockhead…

as always,

if you want this down, you gotta pay the price!!

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I have been terrifically busy… being spoiled! I have so many new photos of things to share I don’t know where to begin!! Many thanks to everyone who has been showering me in presents; I love them all!!

But 2 guys deserve extra special thanks– BF2 and S.

BF2 hails from the Aloha state and S hails from the Silver state (making him technically a hell of a lot closer).

From BF2 last week, dr who season 2, a beautiful necklace, and these gorgeous flowers– tulips and irises (my favorite)

The tulips just kept growing– isn’t that bizarre?! I tried to cut them and change the water this evening, but the petals fell off of about 3/4 of them so I had to say goodbye to them :(  The red tube is a package of McVittie’s Digestives, possibly my favorite cookies in the whole wide world (with the exception of chocolate digestives, or caramel chocolate digestives– do we see a pattern here?) I usually either drive down to Santa Monica and get them from the King’s Head Pub, or purchase them from a local Indian spices store– got to admit that the colonialization of India had one side bennie for me

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Hold on to your seats people because here it is! From S: my very own copy of the OED. Yes, the complete Oxford English Dictionary.

the type is soo small (because they packed 20 volumes of dictionary into one ginormous volume, printed micrographically) that it comes with it’s very own magnifier. How cool is that? I took it to school with me and let me tell you, a dictionary this magnificent in a room full of english majors… well– let’s just say that there were honest to goodness damp panties all around and it wasn’t on account of a certain dashing english prof. this time!!! ::hugs::

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and finally, my vase was looking lonely after the tulips said their last goodbyes. So, lo and behold:

purple roses and irises!!!

I have had a very bad run of days.

Dentists, deaths, exams, and traffic. Not to mention a less than brilliant weekend on the lines.

I feel like I am off my feed or something.

THANK GOODNESS I have people like boyfriend deux, scotty, and britt who just love to pamper and spoil me to the point of blushing. Today I received a book, a pair of t-strap heels, and office 2007, which was wonderful. Saturday saw some awesome heels, and…

in a later post, I will show off my very favoritest toy so far ever in my life! The Thunder Cloud by vibratex. oooh just saying its name gets me hot!!

I am feeling a little lost an lonely– spent the day with my nephew while my sis sorted family stuff out. I couldn’t work and missed school, and now I am wishing I could talk nasty to some one…

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Hey babe,

I haven’t heard from you in awhile and it’s totally bumming me out! I believed every word you said to me about hope, me, etc and now you’re giving me the cold shoulder and making me think I should hook up with someone else who will give me attention and keep me happy. I am not happy right now, and you are were first in line for the job title of “comptroller of vicky’s happiness”

 

now look me in the eye(s) and tell me that you don’t want to make me happy Scotty– cuz if you don’t,  I guess I will have to put out a request for a new comptroller… *sniffle* I’ve had several hard days in a row, and you’re being a meanie!!

There’s this caller, a cuck– of course he’s a cuck, because only cucks can be that fucking retarded– who was really hot for me, and really hot for the idea of me fucking around behind his back. (who wouldn’t be, huh?)

Anyhow, the stupid little bitch can’t figure out that 1. if he calls me and his charge card doesn’t go thru– ITS NOT MY FUCKING PROBLEM and 2. I am a real person and not some fat-assed, broken ho living on welfare and the $$ of lonely wankers. That’s right– I have a life, which means I ACTUALLY GET OFF OF MY ASS AND GO OUT SOMETIMES, TO FUCK, TO SHOP, TO WORK, AND TO STUDY. So it follows that I cannot be available 24.7, waiting for some dickwad to call me.

he left me abysmal feedback. But it’s not the feedback that pisses me off– does he have any clue how many guys will be turned on by the fact that he’s claiming I stole his money and then ignored him? It’s his email:

douchebag:

what a bitch! i have to buy you shit but you won’t talk to me? cunt!

um. guys– where do you expect ME to be at 8pm on a saturday night? curled up in my jammies @ my computer?

I DONT FUCKING THINK SO.

gah.

dooshbhag: sorry, not me, i was the one begging to be blackmailed then bitched out. im sure you prolly have alot of that though

vicky: lol yeah tell me more

dooshbhag: from niteflirt

dooshbhag: i guess not

vicky: i need your real name

dooshbhag: robert franchetti

vicky: to jog my memory

vicky: how would i have blackmailed

dooshbhag: i gave you pics, via my webcam

vicky: ok… did they go on my blog?

dooshbhag: i dont know, i bitched out like a pussy

dooshbhag: you made me hold a sign sayin Mistress Vicky owns me

vicky: nice… wanna do it again

dooshbhag: if you wish

vicky: I am on a call

dooshbhag: i cant call though, it would have to be throug here

dooshbhag: however you would wish, i just have roomates and cant talk or they would here me

dooshbhag: sorry, hear*

dooshbhag: you dont remember me, i was 23, in school and avirgin?

vicky: ok do nf funds…

dooshbhag: Sorry, your credit card has been declined because one or more problems were encountered. 

  Sorry, we were unable to add the amount selected using this credit card because the credit card issuer declined the transaction. Your card will not be charged.

 

You may want to choose a lower amount or call your credit card issuer to find out why they declined the charge.

dooshbhag: thats just what i got

vicky:

dooshbhag: i am serious about this, i dont know why it is being declined

vicky: gee hon.

vicky: well

vicky: send me money by paypal

dooshbhag: ok, this email?

vicky: sweetsexyvicky@gmail.com

dooshbhag: ok

dooshbhag: it is sent

vicky: hahahaha

vicky: hahahahahahahaha

vicky: hahahahahahahahahaha

vicky: are you out of your fucking tree

vicky: did you mean to insult me?

dooshbhag: huh?

vicky: $5

vicky: thats like 2 minutes

dooshbhag: i am broke as fuck, what do you want from me. i thought you were a true Mistress actually owning slaves?

vicky: whats your nf id?

dooshbhag: sub2you88

vicky: well, I do

vicky: but you know what?

vicky: I am a professional, not some hacked the fuck up woman in Toledo who just wants to get off on having you clean her floor

dooshbhag: i dont understand?

vicky: not that I think a man with what– $5 to maybe possibly spare– is a capable judge– not to mention the fact that you are a virgin.

dooshbhag: im sorry, i know i am pathetic, why else would i be asking for this type of service? i am still in college and this is all i can do

vicky: I reversed your charges. I suggest you look on craigslist.

vicky: ha

vicky: I get that you are a college student– me too

vicky: But that was downright insulting– and you should know that

dooshbhag: i am very sorry, i really just dont have much, i actually just paid rent with my roomates on todays check and i dont have much. i did go out drinking tonight but only spent like 25 and it is still hurting vickyinancially

vicky: nod

vicky: well, I am sorry, but I am not a charity– loser

vicky: I am posting this on my blog

vicky: so everyone will know what a loser you are

dooshbhag: please i am sorry, i do really wish to be owned by you Mistress Vicky. i promise i could give you 50  on friday

dooshbhag: i dont wish to be blackmailed and owned for financial reasons, i wish for you to own me physically and mentally

me f: sniff