A couple of days ago I get this message:
OK, this is a mass email, but I am getting frustrated, because what I want is not that complicated. The first chick on here who will post the LINK to my humiliating, degrading pics (I have them: small dick, toilet plunger up the butthole, real name, face, etc.) on some sites that are mainstream (iVillage, Revengeworld, Better Homes and Grandmas, coworkers of mine, whatever) will get my phone sex allegiance. Posting a link does not cost money, it costs five to ten minutes.
p.s. posting my pics on your site, if you have one, would be a bonus
read: I am a cockstroker who likes to look at his own tiny cock online but am too much of a cocknugget to actually post my business on the net myself, so please do it for me. Thank you.
As it is the 28th and I just received another message, and the above message was sent on the 24th, my guess is that no one took him up on his little dangly carrot. *sigh* what’s a girl to do but take pity on the motherfucker.


Color me amused.