Dear Scotty,
Hey babe,
I haven’t heard from you in awhile and it’s totally bumming me out! I believed every word you said to me about hope, me, etc and now you’re giving me the cold shoulder and making me think I should hook up with someone else who will give me attention and keep me happy. I am not happy right now, and you are were first in line for the job title of “comptroller of vicky’s happiness”
now look me in the eye(s) and tell me that you don’t want to make me happy Scotty– cuz if you don’t, I guess I will have to put out a request for a new comptroller… *sniffle* I’ve had several hard days in a row, and you’re being a meanie!!
