this is from a real, non-niteflirt instigated convo. A few weekends ago I had posted that I was taking boyfriend applications– this is one of the respondents. Funny how in the light of full disclosure (i deserve it for admitting I am a phone ho, but still) people think they can treat you like a fucking whore. What’s even funnier– he hasn’t had sex in 8 months… email me for his pic or should I just post it here and over on anonymous-cocksucker.com as well?! BTW that’s his real yahoo id, and if you’re interested– you can ask me for his other info too.

moron.

beerandmixednuts: im horny…i need to nut
me: wow
me:
beerandmixednuts: what
me: im sorry youre that horny?
beerandmixednuts: ok..well u can give me a handjob when i see u
me: do you talk to all women this way or just me, like on account of me being special
me: ?
beerandmixednuts: lol..
beerandmixednuts: you’re special…i think..
me: how can i make myself be not special?
beerandmixednuts: you can’t, u already are
me: uygggggggggggh
me: like seriously? I’d love to hit it off with you
me: but right now you’re pushing the limits of overkill
beerandmixednuts: how come?
me: because
beerandmixednuts: what did i do?
me: lol
me: are you asking me because you really want to know/
me: cuz I can tell you. and I realize I am partially to blame because I have been overtly sexual/flirtatious with you
me: when I ask you why you thought I was horny you tell me you need to nut
beerandmixednuts: yea..so..
me: 0o
me: you know?
me: I was just on a call
me: with a caller who has been talking to me for awhile and knows how to hit all my right buttons. I can honestly say that were there a warm bodied male in my vicinity at the moment I’d be saddling up for a  ride…
me: but the thought of being told ‘i need to nut’
me: :: shudder :: not good
beerandmixednuts: oh gosh..
me: lol
beerandmixednuts: I do need to NUT
beerandmixednuts: NEED to NUT
beerandmixednuts: NEED to NUT
beerandmixednuts: NEED to NUT
me: then go jerk off
me: or
me: call me
me: 1800toflirt ex vicky
me: not my cell number
me: for gods sake
beerandmixednuts: no thanks!
me: you sound like a caller
me: how about I ask you to do my taxes
beerandmixednuts: isnt me
me: ?
me: are you getting my point?
beerandmixednuts: lol..i’ll hook u up..i’ll save u a lot
me: or is it going straight over your head?
beerandmixednuts: i c what you’re sayin
me: you could just be teasing me
beerandmixednuts: me..a tease?
beerandmixednuts: why?
me: with the i need to nut thing.
beerandmixednuts: why is that teasing?
beerandmixednuts: lol
me: :ulling hair:: nevermind
beerandmixednuts: you’re cute..u really are
beerandmixednuts: just your voice alone makes me horny
me: LMAO
me: big surprise there
me: urgh
me: so
me: anyhow
me: how many girls do you hook up with a week?
beerandmixednuts: not one yet
beerandmixednuts: telling..its been difficult meeting someone…normal
beerandmixednuts: http://youtube.com/watch?v=_f8Sser_DJU
beerandmixednuts: awesome song
me: seriously? you havent had a single meet?
beerandmixednuts: nope
me: how long have you been looking?
beerandmixednuts: well, except those phsycho ones..but i could hardly call those dates
me: what psycho ones
beerandmixednuts: the one that looked like a man, and the one that her dad was chasing her out the gate..i hit the gas
me: so you havent spent any time with someone
beerandmixednuts: nope
me: lol when was the last time you had sex
beerandmixednuts: embarassin..8 mos maybe
me: owwie
me: ::hugs::
me: stop telling me you need to nut
me: and flirt more
me: you’ll be fine
me: keep telling me you need to nut and I will stop talking to you. which maybe makes me sound like a bitch, but I am not. I am pretty easy going. I just dont like being told a guy needs to cum– it makes me feel like there is an implied “and you need to help” in there
me: we can flirt and tease about me sucking your cock or you fucking me from behind all you want– just not something with such an imperative behind it, you know? and for gods sake respond
beerandmixednuts: well..u are sounding like a bitch..
beerandmixednuts: and Yes Bitch, I need to nut
me: lol
me: i have no idea whether I should take you seriously or not
beerandmixednuts: take it how u want it
me: *sigh* so what are you up to?
beerandmixednuts: nothing
me: i am sorry to hear that. have you decided i am too much of a bitch to bother with?
beerandmixednuts: yea..pretty much
me: LMAO.
me: that is hysterical. Okay. Well good luck finding somebody– I hope it works out for you.
beerandmixednuts: thanks..