Now then–

vicky | Vicky | Thursday, 08 May 2008

A great big thank you to boyfriend number2 who is currently teaching me how to play world of warcraft. For all of you who have been smart enough to buy my yahoo id so that you can converse with me when I am online– you know I have been trying to play and it’s been an uphill battle. (if I thanked each and everyone of you for your encouragement or advice in playing WoW over the last few days, we’d be here awhile– man it’s a popular game).

::huggies::

Now then. Boyfriend #2 is wonderful and not only did he encourage me to play WoW, but this week I got dr who series 2 (yay!) in the mail, along with some stickers for my laptop and a lightbright cube. Boyfriend #2 rocks my world and can be my clean-up boy after nasty rough sex with a black man any day.

pics-

This is the lightbright with a thank you message intended for BF #2 (bf#1–but prolly not for much longer can take it to mean british broadcasting company or whatever the fuck, but bf#2 KNOWS what it means)


I <3 a bbc! 

and here’s the laptop– god, I love looking at it!

pinprick– or mr cocknugget john

vicky | losers | Thursday, 08 May 2008

You are a time wasting SOB.

Instead of trying to get me to humiliate you for free you should pay for it like everybody else.

Lastly, where the fuck do you get off giving me one star feedback and then trashing people– who are better than you if only because they don’t waste my time and aren’t fat hairy turd men like yourself? Go fuckyourself.

A cocksucker is a cocksucker… is a cocksucker

vicky | Vicky, losers, phonesex, slaves | Tuesday, 06 May 2008

Guess what my pretty cocksucking friend is doing today!!

He’s jacking off in front of his assistant, while she jeers at him– my only question is, does the rest of the office know? If he were MY boss, I’d have set up a webcam in there during his lunch break and then broadcast his cocksucking ass to the entire building. LMAO!! Everyone should know what a dicklicking cumguzzler he is! (And you know, yes indeed, he is paying me– sad really– to write about it on my blog!!)

He emailed her the following photos– three of his absolute favorites:

—images removed–
This is a copy of our conversation from yesterday– he was so horned up he wanted to cum on his face and have me post a pic of it– he should have done it too, but the ickle baby got scairt. hahahaha

—— Original Message ——
From: SweetSexyVicky
Sent: 5/5/2008
Subject: Re: its up ;)

playtime…


cocksucker– i want you to make a sign with like word and have it say your phone number and then take a pic with that & a big cock on your computer screen in the background while you stroke your dick in the foreground….then i will charge you to post it!! hahahamaybe in awhile i will let you squirt all over your cum craving lips—— Original Message ——
From: crhoden
Sent: 5/5/2008
Subject: Re: its up ;)


LOL! Should I take a pic of me wanking at the computer

Like what you see, chris? ~~~>

Cock Crazy Christopher

vicky | General, Vicky, losers, phonesex, podcast, slaves | Monday, 05 May 2008

extra, extra read all about it!!

Chris is the nasty cocksucker I was telling you all about on Friday. Well he got so fucking horny having me post that little story about him on my site (yes, ladies and sissyfucks– he paid me to post it!!) that he was in a state of perpetual horniness all weekend long! He was so turned on, in fact, that he was jacking himself off @ work while looking at gorgeous cocks on his computer. (I am sure he does this on a very regular basis, *wink*).

That is one of his favorites– remember I told you about the craigslist hookup? There’s the hook up, nummy! His cock makes me a little jealous of Chris– I’d love to be sucking that down right now!! So big and manly!! Thick and hard too! Anyhow, CockCrazyChris was sucking this guy off as an alarm clock (nice work if you can get it) this fall– lucky Chris!!

But, I got sidetracked. Chris got so excited he forgot to lock his door while he was looking at pictures like this one:

you KNOW he 1. spends hours a day on www.bigcocks.com and 2. wishes he was the blond chick and 3. could have a mouthful of nut right now! God that cock is huge and gorgeous… but I digress…

Chris the cocksucker was so distracted (and probably furiously wanking) that he was unaware that his assistant came in the room. where she was treated to an eyeful, I am sure! with pics like the above and more on his screen, she couldn’t have had a hard time putting huge dick pics and the cocksucker’s massive arousal together and coming up with “Here’s a little coocksucker who loves to suck dick!”

what do you think?

Yeah you know that’s another favorite.

But he looooved being caught out! She walked out of the room and proceeded to laugh (probably hysterically thinking, ‘my boss is a cocksucker!!’) and then tell all the office workers what she saw! I am sure chris the cock eating cocksucker really enjoyed that…

here’s a transcript of our earlier email:

—— Original Message ——
From: cocksucker
Sent: 5/5/2008
Subject: Re: post me

I would love you to make fun of me and tell everyone that all I do all day at work is look at huge cock pictures and that I even got caught on Friday by my assistant. She walked in and I was jerking off and had about 10 pics on my screen…she immediately ran out of my office and said “sorry!”…I could hear her laughing and talking to one of the other girls in the office. I waited until they left before I would come out of my office. She hasn’t even made eye contact with me today. I think I need to have a talk with her, but I have no idea what to say. The truth being told, I wanted her to catch me as it reminds me of the time I got caught in the woods, and I was really horny on friday after your post! I am an idiot I know, but I am consumed with the humiliation of sucking huge dicks!

so what do you think? Is he an irreputable cocksucker or what? fucking jacking off wishing he had nine cocks in his mouth at once, wanting to bathe in cum?? let me know!!

chris, baby– you want people to read this? click here—–>

Cocksucking Chris

vicky | General, Vicky, phonesex | Friday, 02 May 2008

Chris is a cocksucking mail fiend. I love talking to him and exchanging email with him about his first time getting reamed in the mouth by 2 guys!! He’s married and his wife knows all about how he sucked cock when he was younger– in fact she likes to talk about cock and call him a cocksucker to his face, just to see him get hard… last fall he started surfing craigslist for some big cock to suck and was ever so happy to find very big cock that was ripe and ready to blow massive loads in his face.

I have a crapload of huge cock porn on my harddrive because he sends it to me periodically to get laughed at for stroking off over big dicks and wishing he could suck them…

read this from a past convo w/ him:

—— Original Message ——
From: chriscocksucker
Sent: 10/24/2007
Subject: Re: cock

The other thing that makes me happier than being called cocksucker…is doing the thing that earns me the nickname…sucking cock…big fat cock…I love big dicks, cocks, boners, woodies, chubbies…I love looking at them, touching them, licking them, sucking them, stroking them and making something come out of them…all over my face or in my mouth or down my throat…the stuff that lets me know I have done a good job…a good blow job…

Update on COCKNUGGET JOHN

vicky | General, Vicky, phonesex | Friday, 02 May 2008

John is a fucktard.

He wants you all to flood his email with heaps of abuse and shit and then has the nerve to leave me a one star feedback– well let’s fucking show him!!

For every cc email to john from a caller (cc’d to sweetsexyvicky@gmail.com) I will give you a free minute. However– don’t give the fat fucking dickless loser anything to stroke to. Oh– and feel free to sign his ass up for all the gay fucking porn you can find.

Also, if you want to bury his feedback, call me on my top rated line ~*~*~~*~*~  and wipe out the little ballshitting fucktard’s feedback.

Cocknugget John

vicky | Vicky, phonesex, podcast | Thursday, 01 May 2008

John had so much fun being humiliated on here that he came back for more!! Listen to him stoically talk about getting some fat black cock…

LISTEN TO ME

He also offered up more information, and folks, I want you to use his email and give him some pic requests— what nasty things can you imagine for him to do??

john haakenson
minniapolis, mn

publishing

will take requests
dogslurp@earthlink.net

this must be when he was younger and proud of himself… look at his little weenie! Let me shake it, his posture seems to say.

BUT THEN:

what the fuck is this? did he shit a giant hairy turd or is that his nut sack?! and yes, in case you were wondering; that IS a plunger handle in his ass!!