I am in a class that is teaching me (and testing me) on my ability to:

create a microsoft word document

respond to an email

change a font

attach something to an email

and many more things that are so freaking far below my level of computer stuff that I am currently drooling buckets into my starbucks, trying to stay awake, and wishing that I could beat the shit out of one of you punks just to entertain myself.

Should I turn in my blog as an example of being able to use this new-fangled and confusing technology?!