SweetSexyVicky: Confessions of an ALL TABOO Fetish Phone Sex Mistress

James is home for the weekend. A certain someone has been on my mind just here recently, and it was with much *faked* shame that I whispered heatedly into my lover’s ear that I have been very naughty…
I laid it all on the line, begging him to fuck me like the naughty thing I was, stroking his cock the entire time. We laughed and giggled like only old lovers can… and then he fucked me crazy-hard.
Someone just happened to pop into my brain at that moment right before orgasm where you’re reaching out with all senses… and that was when James grabbed my thighs hard and asked, “How does a real man’s cock compare?” as he thrust his dick home. I will say, with quite earnest honesty, that J’s (of the sheep photo and other spoilings) face/name popped into mind as I came all over my boyfriend’s cock, and wished (in vain) that I had been recording our conversation because it was unbelievably hot.

Then I climbed out of bed for my shower, logged back in, and started working on homework. What a terrible thing. I have been helping Summer & her other friend so much that I have gotten swamped.

Sake with e-club doesn’t help.

As soon as I got online I was mobbed by a friend who wanted to know where I was twenty minutes hence. After a tactful “indisposed” was queried, I said:

James and I were convivially conjugating until we realized we were perpetrating a split infinitive and decided to conjugate convivially instead.

and

When I told my boyfriend that his name sounded like someone else’s only it had a hard affricate in the middle instead of a voiceless stop… (which is completely wrong and he had to smack me awake…) we decided that maaaaaaaaaaaybe I spent too much time at school this week.

This came for me in the mail today, amidst a flurry of other hastily written missives by the same poor, pathetic dillweed. You will remember Jason as being the man thing who bought my kindle, and the man creature who is buying my new LG Lotus phone.

I opened this in class. Remember please that I am a senior in college, about to graduate with a BA in English and awaiting news on getting into grad school. I’m not a high school student. So it was with much mirth that I laughed so hard my professor noticed and demanded to see what was so funny.

Tears were rolling down my face, and the faces of my comrades save one poor lady who just ‘didn’t get it’ as I handed it over to the professor. He scanned the document, and masterfully attempted to quell his laughter. After a moment he looked up and asked, “Who is Jason?”

Did you miss me on Friday while I was training Summer? I missed you!!

As you know, I have quite the thing for her, and I was oh-so looking forward to doing calls with her. She’s got the cutest little voice and the most adorable little squirm when she is uncomfortable– I was looking forward to the entire evening with quite a bit of gusto!! We did three calls together, and although she was nervous, she did fine.

If you’re looking for someone who will fuck you first and ask for your name later– call Summer. She’s still deliciously green and ready to give you what you want straight off the bat without making you pay for it.

As for me, people have been coming and going as per usual. Easy come, easy go. It’s amazing how a caller from five years ago will call you back and expect you to remember every little detail… what’s even more amazing is that you usually can. I like the certainty of knowing that, goodbyes are never really goodbyes, they are just farewells and until-next-times.

Of course, in the case of YAM, this may be a sad fallacy of logic. I think that I pissed him off big time last Friday. You have to understand, I am a direct kind of girl. I am frank, very, very frank. We were hardcore flirting and teasing over the phone, and I had been amped up from different calls throughout the evening and just like that: verbally I tripped and fell and I haven’t heard from him since.

Buuuuuuuuuuut… that could be because last week was a Monday holiday and he’s really pissed or his phone broke or a number of things. Haha. Do you guys like the lies I am telling myself?

A quick shout out to the following dedicates and then I have to go hit the phones even harder… I am not stopping tonight until I have 3 great (not mediocre) orgasms:

1. michael/slut: thank you so much for the fossil bag. Like I said, I was thinking it wouldn’t be until graduation that I got it– it’s perfect for a teacher, don’t you think?

2. justine: your boots are to-die-for hot. I am going to look like a fucking rockstar in them. Just gotta go get some awesome purple laces…

3. britt: my darling, darling britt. Because of you, I am the envy of every female at school. Thank you for showering me in shoes.

xxx Vicky

Ok boys. All day Friday I will be at Summer’s house. We will both be logged in and available, and I will be hopefully coaching her through some calls. Be sweet and maybe you can get the two of us!

Summer is a sexy and feisty friend of mine who is very eager and just on the edge of kinky. Which one of you will be the one to shove her over that edge? Hmmm??

Vicky

POST SCRIPT

I could say any number of the things going through my head, but I won’t. I will just say this: James is out of town and I am gagging for it. Tonight I have English club (ha, so fucking lame) wherein I will be getting drunk and fantasizing about hate fucking 3/4 of the people there. Maybe more. Who knows??

Calling all you nasty fuckers:

My  girlfriend Summer is starting out on Niteflirt this week. She’s a nasty but shy girl. So her first night, I will be at her house to *soothe* her nerves. I am auctioning off her niteflirt virginity. Starting bid is $25…

Ok, so I am a little late. So sue me, I have been busy. Being the superstitious type I am, I like to spend New Year’s doing what I hope to be doing for the rest of the year. *heh* Let that apply to the post-6pm activities. *wink*

So this year I studied like a dog for my CSET, had starbucks, went shopping for awesome clothes, had great mexican food & tons of tequila, watched “the spirit”, and went to a party with my friend Summer who is soon to be working on Niteflirt. Some of you have heard me talking about her on the phone and all the studying we’ve been doing– wait till you see her! Then you will KNOW why I said what I did about her. *evil grin*.

So, I drank a prodigious amount of alcohol @ Summer’s place, had fun with her friends & family, and James was there too. Then James and I stumbled into the house around four thirty ish, checked emails, showtimes, and fell on eachother like starving dogs and fucked ourselves stupid for about an hour. Go Summer– you inspired us! When we managed to awaken from our liquor and sex induced coma-like state we drove to Ontario and then to Universal City Walk to see Klaatu in IMAX, get some last minute cut-rate shopping done, and drive back to the Andaz in Hollywood, that hotel is going to be crazy awesome when they open to guests. Guess which room I got my seconds/new year’s day treat in!!!

So since then I have been bouncing between studying for the CSET (I moved my date back to March 10), working hard (you guys would not believe some of the creative fuckers I’ve had so far!! I have a dude that is so into tickling that when I say goochy-goochy-goo… he gooo-es all over my tickling fingers!! I love it), teaching Summer and her friend how to use Niteflirt (I know all the *girls* on NF will be mad that there are 2 newbies, but they should be even madder because these 2 newbies have two great things going for them: first off, I am on their sides; and secondly, they actually have a brain in their goddamned heads). Hmmm what else have I been doing? School. Bedevilling Dr. Medieval, taunting YAM (tried to get him to bring me starbucks but he wouldn’t budge… he did call me later to try to make sure I understood that he was only protecting me by not feeding into my habit), and just having fun in general.

So far, Life is FINE in 2009!! Summer’s website (just up today so it’s got the basic template and maybe no posts or pictures… http://tropical-tease.com be sure to visit. & oh yeah, her nf name is the same.)

I am off for some much needed sleep. James and I just fucked like racehorses for St-v-. St-v-n was listening on yahoo and I was also recording with adobe soundbooth, while me and James fucked pretending that St-v-n was my small, pathetic, cuckold husband while James was my large, magnificent boyfriend. The mp3 is available– just ask St-v-n.