SweetSexyVicky: Confessions of an ALL TABOO Fetish Phone Sex Mistress

Some very IMPORTANT anniversaries are coming up!
First, February 19: This installation of Confessions of a NetWhore celebrates its 2nd year!
March 2005: 4 years of blogging Confessions of a NetWhore!
Jan 9: (only 1 month ago) my seventh year on Niteflirt.
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now, some girls might say, “I’ve had an account for 7 years but I only started taking calls two weeks ago.” I laugh in the face of that. My feedback laughs with me. I love my job, it’s a vocation for me, not a paycheck. Sadly, I am a straight-ho and love knowing that what I could give away for free and some silly girls do already, I get paid for. It gives me a tingle.

So this morning I had a call from a guy Coprophage. Nod. His name is Kirk. Nod. His username is not what it used to be, but I am pretty sure he is up there with my longest callers–ever. We used to talk when I lived in my apartment (2001-2003) and then off an on now that I live in my house. He’s a filthy fucker, loves everything copro- a nasty little shit loving bastard.

I decided to look up his name “coprophage” in the OEFD (Otherwise known as the OEFUCKINGD or the Oxford English Dictionary. Perhaps it should be OFED but it doesn’t sound right, so OEFD it is).

Good luck translating this or even being interested if you don’t have the hots for dictionaries…

before a vowel copr-, combining form of Greek {kappa}{goacu}{pi}{rho}{omicron}{fsigma} dung, as in co{sm}præmia [Gr. {alpha}{iasperfrown}{mu}{alpha} blood], blood-poisoning from the fæces in case of costiveness; hence co{sm}præmic a. {sm}copragogue [Gr. {alenis}{gamma}{omega}{gamma}-{goacu}{fsigma} carrying away], a purging medicine. co{sm}premesis [Gr. {elenisacu}{mu}{epsilon}{sigma}{iota}{fsigma} vomiting], stercoraceous vomiting. copro{sm}lalia [ad. Fr. coprolalie (G. de la Tourette in Archives de Neurologie, 1885, IX. 19; Gr. {lambda}{alpha}{lambda}{giacu}{alpha} talk, prattle], the use of obscene language by reason of insanity or for sexual gratification. copro{sm}mania [-MANIA], an obsession with fæces; hence copro{sm}maniac. {sm}coprophil, {sm}coprophile [-PHIL, -PHILE], one who is attracted to filth. copro{sm}philia, co{sm}prophily [Gr. {phi}{iota}{lambda}{giacu}{alpha} affection], marked attention to defecation and to excreta. copro{sm}philic a., having or pertaining to an interest in excrement. co{sm}prophilous a. [Gr. {phi}{giacu}{lambda}-{omicron}{fsigma} loving], fond of dung; feeding or (spec. of fungi) growing upon dung. copro{sm}phobia [-PHOBIA], an abnormal repugnance toward fæces. {dag}co{sm}prophory [med.L. coprophoria, Gr. -{phi}{omicron}{rho}{iota}{alpha} carrying], purgation (Bailey). co{sm}prostasis, in Bailey {dag}coprostacy [Gr. {sigma}{tau}{gaacu}{sigma}{iota}{fsigma} a stopping], costiveness. {smm}copro{sm}zoic a. [ZOIC a. 2], of animals, living in dung. (See other words below.)

I would say that my active sex life is marked by a high amount of coprolalia. And I like it that way.

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