Blackmail Loser Wannabe
So, now that I am back in business, I am also back in the business of fielding losers who want to be blackmailed but can’t play the game. This includes Jared Lynch, but do I really want to go there? (He gave me his social security number the other day, but really, what the fuck am I going to do with that and why would I bother for a three minute phone call anyways?)
So this youngish retard calls me, and I kid you not, blackmail is the first thing out of his mouth. This is a sure sign that he can’t play the game and isn’t fully invested, but whatever.
Just so you all know, here’s the information he gave me, do what you will with it. Does following someone to bus stops and shit count as stalking if you are doing it with the sole intention of following them? Cuz that’s what he supposedly does to his neighbor. I for one don’t think he has the balls to do it and only jerks off over the thought that he could.
Ladies, pantyboys and jackoffs (are there any gentlemen reading this? I doubt it) I give you Jason Jacobson:
Jason Jacobson
Seattle
Jerks off over 15 y/o neighbor
Kayla Johnson
Nov 3rd
18601 north east 61st street
redmond
washington
98052
ps
guess what I did this weekend? I graduated college finally. Go me.
