ok So I said awhile back that I got into gradschool on a fullride. I did. It’s awesome (nevermind the fact that the fullride only covered TUITION. NOT books. gr. and for an english major, books are KIND OF IMPORTANT, yeah? So is extra money for clubbing… but ehhh, can’t complain to the brusar about that, can I?
MMMM, so I took on a roomie. We will call her “Rodrieguez” after Michelle Rodrieguez from “The Fast and The Furious” (Go see my post on Vin Diesel….. mmmmmmmmmmmm) anyhow. Yeah, me an a Barely Legal 18 year old. How’s that going to end up? IN PURE FUN!!! Especially since she likes to get drunk on ocassion.
or at least that’s what I THOUGHT. NOOOOOOOOOO. She’s like living with my grandma. Someone come to 1216 Chester in Bakersfield *NOT MY REAL ADDRESS BUT VERY CLOSE* and gutter fuck her, please? or call me about doing it. Who cares about revenge being served cold? I want it HOT and steaming.
