*hot flash* who would have  thought that a phrase like that would be enough to wet my knickers through and through?

Or that this quarter would dish up some delightfully yummy man-treats in the form of two exceptionally minded new fellow students. Ok, I tell a lie. Only one is new. The other… is less than new. I’ve had classes with him for about a year now. I like  the way he thinks, and even more… I want to see him submit to my will so badly that I can taste it.

Mmmmm I owe a friend a Cafe Vanilla Frappucino for guessing which guy it was. I am either that transparent or she is the right kind of friend. I am going for the right kind of friend. I could divulge secrets,  but I think she reads this blog and wouldn’t be too happy to hear about how much I enjoyed eating her creamy pussy while telling her a nasty fantasy about our dear prof….

I am delightfully up to all of my old tricks, stealing money and making you beg me to take more being at the forefront of these tricks…

I am a wee bit late on blogging about Californication. The phone lines were so dead on Monday that I really could have done it then… and last night I was just plane, flat-out busy writing my cute little fingers off.

So, this week found Hank and Karen celebrating– the blog may or may not be optioned, who cares lets just get it online for christ’s sake, I mean if you can read Barney’s blog from ‘how I met your mother’ why can’t we read Hank’s blog???– Karen has a kick ass architectural job. But of course, Mia has to go and fuck things up, I mean, that is what teenage girls do, isn’t it?

I was breathless waiting for her to try and kiss Hank whilst stoned, right in front of Karen. The suspense is killing me. Hank delivered as a knight in tarnished armor.

Babies, you should be watching this show attentively and taking notes on what Charlie does. He has so many opportunities to open his sex life up… and he just fucks them up completely. Watch and learn. What was our lesson this week?

If your wife wants to have sex with a girl–great! If she wants you to watch, even better! BUT KEEP YOUR FUCKING MOUTH SHUT!