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11 November 2008

Poor fool, he makes me laugh… ahahaha ha!

Hi  I know i shouldnt do things like this when im fucked up but crown royal will make you do things i normally wouldnt.My name is Alan Marr i live in charlotte N.C.. I am a sissy ,I have a very tiny  dick .(like almost 4 inches when i can get hard) I am 37 years old.I have a wife named Joyce we are seperated she left me for a 18 year old guy.She told me that i couldnt satisfy her and havent in almost 5 years. I am sitting here in a pair of her panties and a bra.She knows i  was a sissy but she thinks i dont do that anymore.I kept some of her panties and bras when she left  she cheated on me like 6 times 3 of which  were black guys .she even told her sister i had a little dick and that was part of the reason she cheated and left.it has been a ugly seperation and she was even alittle cruel she had been putting  her crushed up birthcontrol pills in drinks for me for  almost 5 months before she left. that is why i cant get a hard on and plus  it has made me grow very noticable boobs and huge sore nipples. she dont know i cant even get hard and i hate  playing with a totally limp dick but i have not a choice she said she would make sure i wasnt getting any pussy and she did.I want to be humiliated and  even blackmailed  into crying like the bitch i really am.I work for Duke power as a service tech.I even wear panties to work under my clothes.Her number is 704-222-8643 and her e-mail is joycmarr@gmail.com .i have to put band aids over my nipples they are so sore when im at work  . i hope this goes away and i  look  normal again soon .i would tell you anything else you wanna know i just wanna be made to worry and even cry . I hope  this is enough for you to teach me a lesson .Ill be sitting here in these purple panties with  my tiny limp dick hoping  ..thanks

well there you go douchebag. Now the world knows

24 October 2008

Everybody’s working for the weekend…

Well… at least I am. I think that what I need is to be worked for the weekend. And hard. ;)

Seriously though, the last few weekends in a row have been chock full of me… not working. I have been having too much fun sweating it out between the sheets and I forget all about you sad lonely fuckers who love and worship me. ;) That’s why, regardless of whether or not MY FRIEND wants to listen in this weekend, all you have to do is send me an EMAIL requesting information and I will tell you about how you can purchase an mp3 transcript of this weekends party in my bedroom. MMM unedited, of course. (the word email is a link in case you can’t tell because my css is beig screwy).

7 October 2008

Bad Moon Rising

I think that something is in retrograde or whatever. Because people from all aspects of my life are popping out of the woodwork like crazy-mad motherfuckers and it’s driving me nutball crazy. Seriously.

Let’s see… we have ex-boyfriends,  friends-with-benefits, good callers, bad callers, friends/fellow students lusted after in (mostly)complete silence{don’t play where you will end up having co-workers}, and finally… new people on all fronts. It’s enough to drive a woman fucking crazy. With mad, hot, hornball hormones. Seriously.

I started writing a giant dissertation on why violence can sometimes be sexy and how violence has been used in literature to display sexy goodness for hundreds (if not thousands) of years, but got sidetracked by my hormones. (And by the thought that this is a complete waste of time when I should be writing a paper a teacher will read and grade… not just read and spank to.)

For instance, I need to finish The Mabinogion today and write my paper on it. I also need to put the finishing touches on my paper about the Ulstermen. Oh, and go to French class… but I will wait and see when the midterm is and show up sometime before then. Maybe. (je n’aime pas francais! je deteste francais! je ne parle pas beaucoup francais!)

oh.

one last thing before I go. Jared Lynch left a comment:

jared | jaredfirebird26@aol.com | IP: 71.240.33.210

please take this down vicky

Jared, you know what you need to do to get stuff taken down from my website. You pestered me endlessly to get it up– so now you have to play by the rules to get it down. That’s just how it works. PAY ME. see, it’s very easy.

24 September 2008

suffering the pangs of mental meltdown

I am in a class that is teaching me (and testing me) on my ability to:

create a microsoft word document

respond to an email

change a font

attach something to an email

and many more things that are so freaking far below my level of computer stuff that I am currently drooling buckets into my starbucks, trying to stay awake, and wishing that I could beat the shit out of one of you punks just to entertain myself.

Should I turn in my blog as an example of being able to use this new-fangled and confusing technology?!

2 August 2008

Introducing S Mc

Okay– so here’s the deal. All of you blackmail kiddies and hypno-fans will really be interested in this story.

24 July 2008

comic-con 2008

I am currently sitting in a line waiting for the ballroom to open so I can watch the star wars fan film awards. God. It’s been forever since the first fan film awards came out and then that damn tauntaun movie won (barf) so I stopped watching altogether.

Anyhow, it’s been a pretty good day so far– still running into people I know all over the place, so that’s good. I am going to be in line for awhile so if you want to give me a holler– I will be available for the next hour and forty-five minutes.

Vicky

xxx

19 July 2008

James the timewaster

james bass
5706 buffalo
humboldt, texas 77396

281 204 3957

tincanzz@yahoo.com

boss’s wife
beverly cobb
713 724 3629

boss
mike cobb

girlfriend
mary soza
979 618 6550

so he wears panties and wants the boss’s wife… blah blah blah– I doubt the info is valid– but if it is, let me know.

12 July 2008

drunken cocksucker: dave

605 380 6746

Dave is in South Dakota and likes to party hard!! His email is: ultlick2@yahoo.com  and he really needs to lose his sexual virginity (yes boys– he’s never had the pussy) to a huge cock!!

Email or call him for a good time (or just to mock the sorry bastard).

3 July 2008

sexy summer?

Okay it’s back to school time for me. I am in class from 6-9 pm every Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. But that’s okay because except for in my multimedia classes last winter, I am in a class that has more male students than females. (Finally)

I have to tell you, it’s so much fun to play world of warcraft during lecture and have 2-3 different guys trying to watch your action– wishing they could 1. date you 2. play and 3. that they could suck or fuck their way to a grade like yours truly. (wink)

Seriously.

I tend to leave the boring classes for summer. Math– summer. Science– Summer. African American history– Summer. oooh! So I am in another Science class– human biology. I can’t wait until we study reproduction. As a matter of fact, we have a writing project for this class, it’s to write a paper on something which portrays itself as being scientific when it isn’t.

I love telling my fellow male classmates what I have chosen. Extenze. Yep. Of course I wink and promise to let them know what my findings are… if I don’t ask them if they would like to be part of my own exclusive clinical study…

JF called me tonight, he had ADD of the perv-mind and I love it. Unfortunately it ended up in me being so unbelievably horny I’d probably mount a jackhammer right about now if I could find one… I swear. The nastier they are, the harder I fall. Yum.

21 June 2008

home again– almost

I am back @ the ritz carlton.

My bed at home seems to be calling to me across the miles… I’d love to be curled up on my couch with everything I need at the ready… instead of enjoying wifi access on my balcony, sipping a mimosa as I watch the courtyard below me… not.

Sara from Toronto *York* is looking for some cock to fuck him/her in the ass– can anybody help?? Craigslist has been unflattering and I think its cuz those wacky cannucks just aren’t that into plowing manholes!!

Vicky

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