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3 July 2008

sexy summer?

Okay it’s back to school time for me. I am in class from 6-9 pm every Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. But that’s okay because except for in my multimedia classes last winter, I am in a class that has more male students than females. (Finally)

I have to tell you, it’s so much fun to play world of warcraft during lecture and have 2-3 different guys trying to watch your action– wishing they could 1. date you 2. play and 3. that they could suck or fuck their way to a grade like yours truly. (wink)

Seriously.

I tend to leave the boring classes for summer. Math– summer. Science– Summer. African American history– Summer. oooh! So I am in another Science class– human biology. I can’t wait until we study reproduction. As a matter of fact, we have a writing project for this class, it’s to write a paper on something which portrays itself as being scientific when it isn’t.

I love telling my fellow male classmates what I have chosen. Extenze. Yep. Of course I wink and promise to let them know what my findings are… if I don’t ask them if they would like to be part of my own exclusive clinical study…

JF called me tonight, he had ADD of the perv-mind and I love it. Unfortunately it ended up in me being so unbelievably horny I’d probably mount a jackhammer right about now if I could find one… I swear. The nastier they are, the harder I fall. Yum.

21 June 2008

home again– almost

I am back @ the ritz carlton.

My bed at home seems to be calling to me across the miles… I’d love to be curled up on my couch with everything I need at the ready… instead of enjoying wifi access on my balcony, sipping a mimosa as I watch the courtyard below me… not.

Sara from Toronto *York* is looking for some cock to fuck him/her in the ass– can anybody help?? Craigslist has been unflattering and I think its cuz those wacky cannucks just aren’t that into plowing manholes!!

Vicky

13 June 2008

Viva Las Vegas!

So Monday next week (June 16th) I am spending the night @ the Marina Del Rey Ritz Carlton! I am very excited!! I can’t wait and it’s all thanks to a very super special caller *mwah* to bf #1 for paying for a night @ the Ritz and spend the following morning in the spa getting this pedicure treatment:

Walk of Fame Feet

Exclusive Murad Treatment
50 minutes/ $85 USD

A wonderful pedicure starting with a luxurious pomegranate scrub, a deep foot and leg massage to relieve stress and fatigue utilizing the Pomegranate body oil, followed by a Vitamin C Infusion treatment. A paraffin dip adds to the experience.

 

Thank you thank you thank you thank you to bf #1. J– you rock so hard, *mwah*

 

Now, as some of you know I have been planning a little get away to Las Vegas over summer break. Monday is the start of my break and next week will be kind of hectic for me in terms of when I will be getting calls, partying and fucking. However, rest assured that I will be taking calls next week and that the hotel has wifi internet access so I will be answering email etc. I hope to hear from you guys all throughout the week so I can tell you the nasty things I have been up to!

 

I will be posting random pix of my time in vegas on here for y’all as well.

 

xoxox Vicky

 

remember bf #2 (I barely remember bf #2…)

 

 

4 June 2008

subsean: operation cumcocktail

yes boys and fags, I now have the capability of capturing webcam footage!!

Check it out here:

http://sweetsexyvicky.com/cumdrinker.avi 

Please note:

I have had a spate of bad feedback lately and I don’t know why. Anyone care to help me out?

4 June 2008

giggle Mikey’s gonna get owned!!

BIG COCK NEEDED! Slave hosting this afternoon. Abuse me with mistress - m4m - 27 (Downtown)
Reply to: pers-707109322@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-04, 8:32AM EDT

Great location right across from the metro. Hot young guy: 5′11, 150, slim-athletic, clean, nice 6″ cock.

I’m looking for a nice big dick to force me into submission this afternoon at 2pm. This is by order of my mistress, who will be on the phone to ensure that I am fucked and humiliated.

When you come over, I will be immediately naked and ready to service you. Whatever your big cock commands: dick sucking, ass licking, fucking my ass, pissing in my mouth, and so on.

Please reply with pic and phone # (if possible). We will not do endless emails since the timing needs to be right.

Only d/d free men - everything will be safe, with condoms, so please be able to bring them.

Thanks!

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be sure to check out the pics he posted!!

31 May 2008

Put me out of my misery– email this cocksucker

almost a year ago this cock-knocker emailed me begging to be forced into shit. *Sigh* all I asked is that he pay up and call me or buy my yahoo id. Several times! But he keeps emailing, begging to be posted on the blog. Well, he got his wish because I am tired of hearing about it. Please, do me a favor, comment on him and stalk him– show him what a cunt he is!!

From: derrickatki
Subject: hi
Date: 9/13/2007 9:27 PM

please make me your bitch I have a web cam ready cam I phone you and have you laugh and humilate me on cam derrickatki@yahoo.com I’ll do anything gross from drinking piss to shoving my beer up my ass or if you want I can hurt my self cut or clap or puchmyself in the balls what ever turn’s you on I’ll do

—— Original Message ——
From: derrickatki
Sent: 10/11/2007
Subject: hi

Please humilate me and make a fool out of me on my web cam ‘m 24 i can use my gf’s dildo and i’ll drink my piss and or cum My yahoo is derrickatki@yahoo.com you can take pictures and even blackmail me

From: derrickatki
Subject: hi
Date: 1/29/2008 9:43 AM

hi please humilate me and make me drink on my web cam and make me shove carrots all the way in my ass one after the other untill they get stuck yahoo is derrickatki@yahoo.com

From: derrickatki
Subject: here’s my i.d
Date: 4/17/2008 9:11 PM

if you don’t think i am who i am here’s the my i.d

From: derrickatki
Subject: Hi please blackmail me
Date: 5/31/2008 12:23 PM

 

Hi please blackmail me and strap me down with my income control e erything let me pay my bills and ha e food money but that’s it i’ll send you pictures of my photo ID and picture’s of me in my x girls clothes were beraking up and see is mo ing out next week my name is Derrick Atkinson I li e in Calgary canada my yahoo id is derrickatki@yahoo.com and my phone number is 403-471-9358

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I just received word that his email is not valid!! what a poser! however– it works to spam him instant messages on!

30 May 2008

the nerve: of idiot people

this is from a real, non-niteflirt instigated convo. A few weekends ago I had posted that I was taking boyfriend applications– this is one of the respondents. Funny how in the light of full disclosure (i deserve it for admitting I am a phone ho, but still) people think they can treat you like a fucking whore. What’s even funnier– he hasn’t had sex in 8 months… email me for his pic or should I just post it here and over on anonymous-cocksucker.com as well?! BTW that’s his real yahoo id, and if you’re interested– you can ask me for his other info too.

moron.

beerandmixednuts: im horny…i need to nut
me: wow
me:
beerandmixednuts: what
me: im sorry youre that horny?
beerandmixednuts: ok..well u can give me a handjob when i see u
me: do you talk to all women this way or just me, like on account of me being special
me: ?
beerandmixednuts: lol..
beerandmixednuts: you’re special…i think..
me: how can i make myself be not special?
beerandmixednuts: you can’t, u already are
me: uygggggggggggh
me: like seriously? I’d love to hit it off with you
me: but right now you’re pushing the limits of overkill
beerandmixednuts: how come?
me: because
beerandmixednuts: what did i do?
me: lol
me: are you asking me because you really want to know/
me: cuz I can tell you. and I realize I am partially to blame because I have been overtly sexual/flirtatious with you
me: when I ask you why you thought I was horny you tell me you need to nut
beerandmixednuts: yea..so..
me: 0o
me: you know?
me: I was just on a call
me: with a caller who has been talking to me for awhile and knows how to hit all my right buttons. I can honestly say that were there a warm bodied male in my vicinity at the moment I’d be saddling up for a  ride…
me: but the thought of being told ‘i need to nut’
me: :: shudder :: not good
beerandmixednuts: oh gosh..
me: lol
beerandmixednuts: I do need to NUT
beerandmixednuts: NEED to NUT
beerandmixednuts: NEED to NUT
beerandmixednuts: NEED to NUT
me: then go jerk off
me: or
me: call me
me: 1800toflirt ex vicky
me: not my cell number
me: for gods sake
beerandmixednuts: no thanks!
me: you sound like a caller
me: how about I ask you to do my taxes
beerandmixednuts: isnt me
me: ?
me: are you getting my point?
beerandmixednuts: lol..i’ll hook u up..i’ll save u a lot
me: or is it going straight over your head?
beerandmixednuts: i c what you’re sayin
me: you could just be teasing me
beerandmixednuts: me..a tease?
beerandmixednuts: why?
me: with the i need to nut thing.
beerandmixednuts: why is that teasing?
beerandmixednuts: lol
me: :ulling hair:: nevermind
beerandmixednuts: you’re cute..u really are
beerandmixednuts: just your voice alone makes me horny
me: LMAO
me: big surprise there
me: urgh
me: so
me: anyhow
me: how many girls do you hook up with a week?
beerandmixednuts: not one yet
beerandmixednuts: telling..its been difficult meeting someone…normal
beerandmixednuts: http://youtube.com/watch?v=_f8Sser_DJU
beerandmixednuts: awesome song
me: seriously? you havent had a single meet?
beerandmixednuts: nope
me: how long have you been looking?
beerandmixednuts: well, except those phsycho ones..but i could hardly call those dates
me: what psycho ones
beerandmixednuts: the one that looked like a man, and the one that her dad was chasing her out the gate..i hit the gas
me: so you havent spent any time with someone
beerandmixednuts: nope
me: lol when was the last time you had sex
beerandmixednuts: embarassin..8 mos maybe
me: owwie
me: ::hugs::
me: stop telling me you need to nut
me: and flirt more
me: you’ll be fine
me: keep telling me you need to nut and I will stop talking to you. which maybe makes me sound like a bitch, but I am not. I am pretty easy going. I just dont like being told a guy needs to cum– it makes me feel like there is an implied “and you need to help” in there
me: we can flirt and tease about me sucking your cock or you fucking me from behind all you want– just not something with such an imperative behind it, you know? and for gods sake respond
beerandmixednuts: well..u are sounding like a bitch..
beerandmixednuts: and Yes Bitch, I need to nut
me: lol
me: i have no idea whether I should take you seriously or not
beerandmixednuts: take it how u want it
me: *sigh* so what are you up to?
beerandmixednuts: nothing
me: i am sorry to hear that. have you decided i am too much of a bitch to bother with?
beerandmixednuts: yea..pretty much
me: LMAO.
me: that is hysterical. Okay. Well good luck finding somebody– I hope it works out for you.
beerandmixednuts: thanks..

19 May 2008

my bedroom

Lately, I have been receiving lots of goodies from various slave puppies and boyfriends. S in Reno sent me some Tommy Hilfiger sheets for my bed in a deliciously bright hot pink– and they were gorgeous! But then, my favorite boot lover had to go and send me 2 wonderful things in addition to all of the hot and awesome shoes he keeps getting me (Keep them coming darling, I am the envy of everyone I meet and your taste in shoes is impeccable!),

The first thing was a sheepskin pillow. It is amazing, and I was a little sad that my new hair color bled a bit on its pristine whiteness, but then decided I could live with a  few pink streaks in the lush white sheep skin. I need more of these please! At once!!

The second thing was an amazing set of purple sheets, 400thread count, egyptian cotton and glory hallelujah! They feel so delectable against my skin!!

So, envision my bedroom, it’s small, but tidy. I have a high, queen sized sleigh bed with a full feather bed ontop of my pillow-top mattress. All of my pillows (6 not including the sheepskin one) are down. My bed is soft and fluffy. The room is a swath of purple, purple everywhere. And I am laying on my microfiber down comforter, my legs propped up on the headboard, clad in glorious pvc knee high boots, daydreaming about crushing silly little sluts under my feet…

wanta see?

 pillows, bed, shoes. I am ever so happy.

 

even better– sheepies, books, and high heeled pvc boots!

tucked in amongst the sheep is lube and about a half dozen vibrators…

which seriously freaks the cleaning lady out, mwahahahaha

15 May 2008

welcome back Adam!

Extra extra! read all about it!

Remember Adam? from summer of 2006?

He had had 50 cocks in his mouth and 10 in his ass?

Well he came back for more! Last night he called me again for the first time in years (yes dearlings, you  think you can escape, but you never will… you will always, always come crawling back for more!! and begging for my attention!). He begged me to shove my rate up to $5.99 a minute and spanked his dick while telling me he was on a gay chat site looking for some cock! Gorgeous, right? Shortly after our call he made a hookup with a well hung gentleman from said gay chat site, and sucked the guy off in an alleyway like a common gutter whore! Not to be outdone, he swallowed, stood, and swaggered away. What a faggot!!

He calls me tonight, same mo, just to brag about this cock and how badly he wants to go bareback and get some hot young man to gizz right in his asshole. “Knowing I had a load of cum in my ass,” Adam whispered to me as he jacked his dick off, “would make me feel soooo gay!

Well good baby– cuz you totally are!

13 May 2008

pretty pink panty pig-puppet

I love pig puppets, don’t you? Especially when they are wrapped up in panties for me!

My newest pigpuppet

soooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeey! loves being verbally and physically humiliated. You should have heard his wheezy orgasm this evening when I said I’d play a game of pin the tail on the piggy with him as the piggy and a pigtailed dildo as the tail– with a host of my girlfriends in attendance!!

But seriously, how could you not want to mock a retarded fucker like this??

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