Bad Moon Rising

vicky | General, cocksuckers, losers, phonesex | Tuesday, 07 October 2008

I think that something is in retrograde or whatever. Because people from all aspects of my life are popping out of the woodwork like crazy-mad motherfuckers and it’s driving me nutball crazy. Seriously.

Let’s see… we have ex-boyfriends,  friends-with-benefits, good callers, bad callers, friends/fellow students lusted after in (mostly)complete silence{don’t play where you will end up having co-workers}, and finally… new people on all fronts. It’s enough to drive a woman fucking crazy. With mad, hot, hornball hormones. Seriously.

I started writing a giant dissertation on why violence can sometimes be sexy and how violence has been used in literature to display sexy goodness for hundreds (if not thousands) of years, but got sidetracked by my hormones. (And by the thought that this is a complete waste of time when I should be writing a paper a teacher will read and grade… not just read and spank to.)

For instance, I need to finish The Mabinogion today and write my paper on it. I also need to put the finishing touches on my paper about the Ulstermen. Oh, and go to French class… but I will wait and see when the midterm is and show up sometime before then. Maybe. (je n’aime pas francais! je deteste francais! je ne parle pas beaucoup francais!)

oh.

one last thing before I go. Jared Lynch left a comment:

jared | jaredfirebird26@aol.com | IP: 71.240.33.210

please take this down vicky

Jared, you know what you need to do to get stuff taken down from my website. You pestered me endlessly to get it up– so now you have to play by the rules to get it down. That’s just how it works. PAY ME. see, it’s very easy.

suffering the pangs of mental meltdown

vicky | General, losers | Wednesday, 24 September 2008

I am in a class that is teaching me (and testing me) on my ability to:

create a microsoft word document

respond to an email

change a font

attach something to an email

and many more things that are so freaking far below my level of computer stuff that I am currently drooling buckets into my starbucks, trying to stay awake, and wishing that I could beat the shit out of one of you punks just to entertain myself.

Should I turn in my blog as an example of being able to use this new-fangled and confusing technology?!

Introducing S Mc

vicky | losers | Saturday, 02 August 2008

Okay– so here’s the deal. All of you blackmail kiddies and hypno-fans will really be interested in this story.

comic-con 2008

vicky | Vicky, cocksuckers, losers, phonesex, slaves | Thursday, 24 July 2008

I am currently sitting in a line waiting for the ballroom to open so I can watch the star wars fan film awards. God. It’s been forever since the first fan film awards came out and then that damn tauntaun movie won (barf) so I stopped watching altogether.

Anyhow, it’s been a pretty good day so far– still running into people I know all over the place, so that’s good. I am going to be in line for awhile so if you want to give me a holler– I will be available for the next hour and forty-five minutes.

Vicky

xxx

James the timewaster

vicky | losers | Saturday, 19 July 2008

james bass
5706 buffalo
humboldt, texas 77396

281 204 3957

tincanzz@yahoo.com

boss’s wife
beverly cobb
713 724 3629

boss
mike cobb

girlfriend
mary soza
979 618 6550

so he wears panties and wants the boss’s wife… blah blah blah– I doubt the info is valid– but if it is, let me know.

drunken cocksucker: dave

vicky | losers, slaves | Saturday, 12 July 2008

605 380 6746

Dave is in South Dakota and likes to party hard!! His email is: ultlick2@yahoo.com  and he really needs to lose his sexual virginity (yes boys– he’s never had the pussy) to a huge cock!!

Email or call him for a good time (or just to mock the sorry bastard).

sexy summer?

vicky | General, Vicky, cocksuckers, losers, phonesex, slaves | Thursday, 03 July 2008

Okay it’s back to school time for me. I am in class from 6-9 pm every Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday. But that’s okay because except for in my multimedia classes last winter, I am in a class that has more male students than females. (Finally)

I have to tell you, it’s so much fun to play world of warcraft during lecture and have 2-3 different guys trying to watch your action– wishing they could 1. date you 2. play and 3. that they could suck or fuck their way to a grade like yours truly. (wink)

Seriously.

I tend to leave the boring classes for summer. Math– summer. Science– Summer. African American history– Summer. oooh! So I am in another Science class– human biology. I can’t wait until we study reproduction. As a matter of fact, we have a writing project for this class, it’s to write a paper on something which portrays itself as being scientific when it isn’t.

I love telling my fellow male classmates what I have chosen. Extenze. Yep. Of course I wink and promise to let them know what my findings are… if I don’t ask them if they would like to be part of my own exclusive clinical study…

JF called me tonight, he had ADD of the perv-mind and I love it. Unfortunately it ended up in me being so unbelievably horny I’d probably mount a jackhammer right about now if I could find one… I swear. The nastier they are, the harder I fall. Yum.

home again– almost

vicky | losers, phonesex | Saturday, 21 June 2008

I am back @ the ritz carlton.

My bed at home seems to be calling to me across the miles… I’d love to be curled up on my couch with everything I need at the ready… instead of enjoying wifi access on my balcony, sipping a mimosa as I watch the courtyard below me… not.

Sara from Toronto *York* is looking for some cock to fuck him/her in the ass– can anybody help?? Craigslist has been unflattering and I think its cuz those wacky cannucks just aren’t that into plowing manholes!!

Vicky

Viva Las Vegas!

vicky | General, Vicky, cocksuckers, losers, phonesex, podcast, slaves | Friday, 13 June 2008

So Monday next week (June 16th) I am spending the night @ the Marina Del Rey Ritz Carlton! I am very excited!! I can’t wait and it’s all thanks to a very super special caller *mwah* to bf #1 for paying for a night @ the Ritz and spend the following morning in the spa getting this pedicure treatment:

Walk of Fame Feet

Exclusive Murad Treatment
50 minutes/ $85 USD

A wonderful pedicure starting with a luxurious pomegranate scrub, a deep foot and leg massage to relieve stress and fatigue utilizing the Pomegranate body oil, followed by a Vitamin C Infusion treatment. A paraffin dip adds to the experience.

 

Thank you thank you thank you thank you to bf #1. J– you rock so hard, *mwah*

 

Now, as some of you know I have been planning a little get away to Las Vegas over summer break. Monday is the start of my break and next week will be kind of hectic for me in terms of when I will be getting calls, partying and fucking. However, rest assured that I will be taking calls next week and that the hotel has wifi internet access so I will be answering email etc. I hope to hear from you guys all throughout the week so I can tell you the nasty things I have been up to!

 

I will be posting random pix of my time in vegas on here for y’all as well.

 

xoxox Vicky

 

remember bf #2 (I barely remember bf #2…)

 

 

subsean: operation cumcocktail

vicky | losers | Wednesday, 04 June 2008

yes boys and fags, I now have the capability of capturing webcam footage!!

Check it out here:

http://sweetsexyvicky.com/cumdrinker.avi 

Please note:

I have had a spate of bad feedback lately and I don’t know why. Anyone care to help me out?