An actual conversation betwixt myself and the security guard on campus:

V– do you ever get bored out here?
SG- sometimes, but I like watching people
V– ooh, I bet you could write a paper on the mating habits of Cal State Students, as observed in the parking area.
SG– blank look.
V– [explains what  I mean]
SG– Something about my ex wives
V– you don’t look old enough to have exes.
SG– baby girl, I am old enough to be your daddy.
V– I’m older than I look– I am 28.
SG– blink. Ok, maybe not quite. Maybe a young daddy, like 15?
V- but would you be a very good daddy?!
SG– it depends on what kind of daddy you’re looking for… a daddy daddy, or one to smack your ass.
V–I am the one that likes to do the spanking….
SG– oh really!! I don’t like being spanked unless its with a wet noodle or a tongue…
V– how on earth do you spank someone with your tongue?!
SG– it’s easier to show than tell…
V– Is that old line still working for you? It used to work great for me…

blah blah blah lots of flirting and spank talk. eventually would down to Voting for Obama etc etc etc.

Had dinner with friends, it was nice. I am sicker than a dog now (ha. shows you what a fucking ho I am, sick with the mange and flirting with the security guard. I had to leave my silly class because I was getting close to hallucinating….)

mmmmmmm Brandon, your Klingon photon metaphor made me heart sigh. Call me or something… I love it.

Oh, and peoples… all bets are off. I know whats up now bitches. maybe 

——

I just want to write this down real quick. Read this and pretend I am writing it to you

There is absolutely nothing like the feeling of your long, self-assured fingers sliding in and out of me, pushing into me, poking and prying into me and laying me bare under your direct gaze. Urging me closer to my own self fulfillment, plundering my secrets, devouring and savoring my darker, hidden corners. Quick with the flashy turn of wrist, slow to stroke my insides, you push and prod, hem and haw and balance me on the razor’s edge of orgasm, teasing me with your strong, capable hands. 

So Monday next week (June 16th) I am spending the night @ the Marina Del Rey Ritz Carlton! I am very excited!! I can’t wait and it’s all thanks to a very super special caller *mwah* to bf #1 for paying for a night @ the Ritz and spend the following morning in the spa getting this pedicure treatment:

Walk of Fame Feet

(show details)Exclusive Murad Treatment
50 minutes/ $85 USD

A wonderful pedicure starting with a luxurious pomegranate scrub, a deep foot and leg massage to relieve stress and fatigue utilizing the Pomegranate body oil, followed by a Vitamin C Infusion treatment. A paraffin dip adds to the experience.

Thank you thank you thank you thank you to bf #1. J– you rock so hard, *mwah*

Now, as some of you know I have been planning a little get away to Las Vegas over summer break. Monday is the start of my break and next week will be kind of hectic for me in terms of when I will be getting calls, partying and fucking. However, rest assured that I will be taking calls next week and that the hotel has wifi internet access so I will be answering email etc. I hope to hear from you guys all throughout the week so I can tell you the nasty things I have been up to!

I will be posting random pix of my time in vegas on here for y’all as well.

xoxox Vicky

remember bf #2 (I barely remember bf #2…)

I spent the weekend caller-stalking. I’m kind of weird about that– I like to see you all in your “natural habitat” as it were, and the anonymity afforded by just popping up in a crowded place is quite fun. I’ve seen you do stand-up comedy, work, rock out in a mediocre band session, shop, and now I’ve seen one of your role playing– the kind that needs dice with more than six sides.

I’d be lying if I failed to admit that in most cases I can identify these dice on sight. Or that I completely forgot myself for a moment and just naturally gravitated to where this caller was in particular… merely because of what game he was playing.

Before I left for strategicon however, I received this in the mail from Britt:

Isn’t it purty? It is a work of art, used to beat someone with!! I love its flexibility and the sound it makes on bare flesh– yes indeed, I took this paddle for a test drive asap!! Do you like the fabric it’s on? That’s my new purse. I call it punk librarian on account of how much it resembles paisley.

and finally!!

SWAG!

First my name badge:    

its sooo tiny!!

and finally:

From this picture we can deduce several things:

First, that Vicky likes zombies. Second that Vicky likes Phoenixes (but more on that later). and Third that Vicky likes playing games. But don’t we all??

Overall, Saturday and Sunday I had a great time with calls– you guys rocked my nasty little world! Yesterday was kind of crap though, so I am looking forward to hearing some more perverted stuff this week.

Talk to you soon and call even sooner!!

Vicky

PS

Don’t forget to check out www.anonymous-cocksucker.com/blog  !!

There are days when I just love my job. These are the days when I really, truly enjoy what I am doing– not just the nasty talking, money stealing, but the entire thing.

I also love it when I get to combine a great many of my favorite things into one glorious project. Like yesterday–

I launched (ok, kind of launched) a brand-new website. There’s not much to it, but it’s for all the little cocksuckers who call me and whisper in my ear about how they like to suck cock–love to suck cock. It’s for the guys who get off on looking at big dick porn and then get massively humiliated (and turned on) when I post about them on my blog.

It isn’t much yet because I am setting up an affiliate deal with bangbrothers online to get some free monster cock content for you guys to spank it to– and because I am trying to figure out how to set up the blog so you guys can post pics of your own or info so that we can facilitate some cocksucking meetups! How about it?

I couldn’t have done it at all without Chris, my #1 cock sucker. He is such a delight to talk with and torment (yeah) tease and distract and hear him pound his dick over getting a fat fucking load down his face… plus, I wanted a site name that would drive him (and everyone else) mad with crazy horniness.

So without further ado, www.anonymous-cocksucker.com and of course, the BLOG is up and available as we speak (new post too!)

Getting back to Chris, (who’s real name is Billy– is it any wonder I stuck with chris? I like the alliteration, cocksucking chris, cumcraving chris the cocksucking cumwhore)

I just wanted to say that he is such a nasty little freak. We’ve been talking off and on since February of 2005– so I must be doing something right. I know I am better than his wife (hahaha) and I also know that there’s not much he hasn’t told me (and now I am telling you) about his perversion.

You see, it all started when he was walking in the woods one summer during his childhood and came across 2 guys beating off– I always enjoy this part of the story, seeing it in my mind’s eye, him getting turned on by watching them jack off, and them being older and bigger than him– especially when they find out he is watching and make him suck them off. They get him to lick and suck their dicks and then wow… it just turns me on thinking about it.

Cocksucking porn (where 2 men go at it) has always turned me on. I’d have loved to have been there to see him take his first load in his mouth…

Poor billy, getting off on seeing bigger badder dicks than his, and wanting them in his mouth so bad he can almost taste it.

I leave this post with this excerpt taken from an email after he had one of his interludes with horsedick:

—— Original Message ——
From: SweetSexyVicky
Sent: 10/24/2007
Subject: you know

what you are

---

Chris you ARE a natural born cocksucker. You’re a cocksucking bitch who loves the way a cock glides in and out of his mouth and whats more– you’re addicted to it. You need the feeling of that cock gliding in and out of your mouth to make you feel better, or at least the thought of it.

as far as what you looked like? well thats obvious isnt it?? You were probably moaning and groaning and grinding yourself all over the bed in whorish ecstacy, right?

v

extra, extra read all about it!!

Chris is the nasty cocksucker I was telling you all about on Friday. Well he got so fucking horny having me post that little story about him on my site (yes, ladies and sissyfucks– he paid me to post it!!) that he was in a state of perpetual horniness all weekend long! He was so turned on, in fact, that he was jacking himself off @ work while looking at gorgeous cocks on his computer. (I am sure he does this on a very regular basis, *wink*).

That is one of his favorites– remember I told you about the craigslist hookup? There’s the hook up, nummy! His cock makes me a little jealous of Chris– I’d love to be sucking that down right now!! So big and manly!! Thick and hard too! Anyhow, CockCrazyChris was sucking this guy off as an alarm clock (nice work if you can get it) this fall– lucky Chris!!

But, I got sidetracked. Chris got so excited he forgot to lock his door while he was looking at pictures like this one:

you KNOW he 1. spends hours a day on www.bigcocks.com and 2. wishes he was the blond chick and 3. could have a mouthful of nut right now! God that cock is huge and gorgeous… but I digress…

Chris the cocksucker was so distracted (and probably furiously wanking) that he was unaware that his assistant came in the room. where she was treated to an eyeful, I am sure! with pics like the above and more on his screen, she couldn’t have had a hard time putting huge dick pics and the cocksucker’s massive arousal together and coming up with “Here’s a little coocksucker who loves to suck dick!”

what do you think?

Yeah you know that’s another favorite.

But he looooved being caught out! She walked out of the room and proceeded to laugh (probably hysterically thinking, ‘my boss is a cocksucker!!’) and then tell all the office workers what she saw! I am sure chris the cock eating cocksucker really enjoyed that…

here’s a transcript of our earlier email:

—— Original Message ——
From: cocksucker
Sent: 5/5/2008
Subject: Re: post me

I would love you to make fun of me and tell everyone that all I do all day at work is look at huge cock pictures and that I even got caught on Friday by my assistant. She walked in and I was jerking off and had about 10 pics on my screen…she immediately ran out of my office and said “sorry!”…I could hear her laughing and talking to one of the other girls in the office. I waited until they left before I would come out of my office. She hasn’t even made eye contact with me today. I think I need to have a talk with her, but I have no idea what to say. The truth being told, I wanted her to catch me as it reminds me of the time I got caught in the woods, and I was really horny on friday after your post! I am an idiot I know, but I am consumed with the humiliation of sucking huge dicks!

so what do you think? Is he an irreputable cocksucker or what? fucking jacking off wishing he had nine cocks in his mouth at once, wanting to bathe in cum?? let me know!!

chris, baby– you want people to read this? click here—–>

John had so much fun being humiliated on here that he came back for more!! Listen to him stoically talk about getting some fat black cock…

LISTEN TO ME

He also offered up more information, and folks, I want you to use his email and give him some pic requests— what nasty things can you imagine for him to do??

john haakenson
minniapolis, mn

publishing

will take requests
dogslurp@earthlink.net

this must be when he was younger and proud of himself… look at his little weenie! Let me shake it, his posture seems to say.

BUT THEN:

what the fuck is this? did he shit a giant hairy turd or is that his nut sack?! and yes, in case you were wondering; that IS a plunger handle in his ass!!

A couple of days ago I get this message:

OK, this is a mass email, but I am getting frustrated, because what I want is not that complicated. The first chick on here who will post the LINK to my humiliating, degrading pics (I have them: small dick, toilet plunger up the butthole, real name, face, etc.) on some sites that are mainstream (iVillage, Revengeworld, Better Homes and Grandmas, coworkers of mine, whatever) will get my phone sex allegiance. Posting a link does not cost money, it costs five to ten minutes.

p.s. posting my pics on your site, if you have one, would be a bonus

read: I am a cockstroker who likes to look at his own tiny cock online but am too much of a cocknugget to actually post my business on the net myself, so please do it for me. Thank you.

As it is the 28th and I just received another message, and the above message was sent on the 24th, my guess is that no one took him up on his little dangly carrot. *sigh* what’s a girl to do but take pity on the motherfucker.

Color me amused.

I am sitting in class (ethnic lit, my favorite) thinking about what a great week I’ve had.

I’ve been playing with lots of big black cock all week long, so serendipitous alongside my ethnic lit class, don’t you think??? I even made a recording of me getting down and dirty with the tow truck driver who came and saved me on Sunday… it’s a 32 minute long mp3 and you can send me email if you’re interested…

Click it to view it up close– now that is one hot wave form…

Tonight, alas, I have not figured out an easy and CONFIDENTIAL way to broadcast me with my boyfriend, so the winner on that one is M, my BBC cuck. However, I will be recording, so if you’re interested… drop me a line.

Sara wants to be a whore…(s)he loves a good hard cock… anywhere (s)he can get it!!