This came for me in the mail today, amidst a flurry of other hastily written missives by the same poor, pathetic dillweed. You will remember Jason as being the man thing who bought my kindle, and the man creature who is buying my new LG Lotus phone.
I opened this in class. Remember please that I am a senior in college, about to graduate with a BA in English and awaiting news on getting into grad school. I’m not a high school student. So it was with much mirth that I laughed so hard my professor noticed and demanded to see what was so funny.
Tears were rolling down my face, and the faces of my comrades save one poor lady who just ‘didn’t get it’ as I handed it over to the professor. He scanned the document, and masterfully attempted to quell his laughter. After a moment he looked up and asked, “Who is Jason?”