Edited to add: I love when they pay.

Some guys get off on having me, arguably a perfect 10, talk shit about their wives.

I am ok with that.

Like this guy- his wife’s name is XXXXXXXXX, which is a dumb fucking name but hey, considering her age, chances are she didn’t choose it. XXXXXXXXX could use a little encouragement to step back from the table and PUT.THE.HAMBURGER.DOWN. If you know what I mean.

Don’t believe me? OK… here we go:

Which I will. When you pay me. ETA- Good boy, you paid