Real Talk

If you buy a bitch a burger…

I am officially PAST the point of hangry.

All things being equal- COVID sucks. It’s been almost 4 months since I caught COVID and I am still getting my ass beat by it.

What I need, truly need, more than anything right now is Killer Burger.

Help a girl out?

Matty McTech Real Talk

Man Crush Monday

Wherein I out myself a tiny bit.

This isn’t a usual, come and talk to me sort of post. Think on it more like a tell all type confessional. I will try to be very truthful. Upfront, as far as Man Crushes go… I have a lot. I love men. All types of em. Think Lizzo with her “Boys” song.

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Fetish Friday: Cuckolding

Let’s talk about cuckolds.

Cucks are some of my favorite callers- for real. They are happy to give away their power and sit in the corner, caged or uncaged, while I get fucked by bigger, better cocks than theirs. They know that someone can fuck their wives better, they accept it, and thus accepting it begin to get turned on by their wives’ arousal. I mean, who wouldn’t, right?

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Sold a pup

don’t you just love that phrase? Sold a pup. to be swindled. Talked into getting something you didn’t necessarily want or need.

What I find sad, and it is something that has the capability of actually depressing the fuck out of me, is that eventually the good ones (clients) end up believing that they have been sold a pup.

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From 11 Years Ago

Now, some girls might say, “I’ve had an account for 7 years but I only started taking calls two weeks ago.” I laugh in the face of that.

My feedback laughs with me.

I love my job, it’s a vocation for me, not a paycheck.

Gladly, I am a straight-ho and love knowing that what I could give away for free and some silly girls do already, I get paid for. It gives me a tingle in my panties.

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Secretary

I just finished watching one of my favorite movies, Secretary. I was making something for a sweet sub friend of mine and promised her that I would watch the movie while I made her present. She hasn’t seen the movie before, so I am sending it along with the present, I hope she likes it.

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